- Anti Joke

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Velcro. What a rip off.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

hi michael

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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