- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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