why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

whats gay and american? a gay american

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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