What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Once upon a time a was born

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what goes boo a sock

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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WNBA

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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