- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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