A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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