- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black kids walk into school

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

The NBA and womens sports

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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