- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Sarah Palin.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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