Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

who is not good looking? mon morello

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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