- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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