I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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i committed murder

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Anti Joke

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