- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

How about that airline food?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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