John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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