Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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The government

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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