What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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