- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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