What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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