What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Womens rights

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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