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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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