Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Ol-ive

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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