- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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