- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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