whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Cheese

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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