What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Happy Monday!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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