- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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