- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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