- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's stupid a light bulb.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I have a really funny joke.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

All of these jokes are about white people

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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