What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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