- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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