- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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