- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

i dont fisish anythi

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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