- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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