A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Moral

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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