What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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