What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Sarah Palin.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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