Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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