Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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WILLY

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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