- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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