What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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