- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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