Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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mikey is cute

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Suck pussy

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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