Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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