- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

The NBA and womens sports

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

2 black kids walk into school

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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