- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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