Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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