If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Cheese

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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