- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

this website is a bad joke

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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