- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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