Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Girls soccer

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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