why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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