What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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