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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

SHUT UP JP

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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