"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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