LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Cheese

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Ol-ive

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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