What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Penis

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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dead dibbs

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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