- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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