- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Women's Rights

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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