How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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