- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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