- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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