- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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