Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Ol-ive

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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