Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Yo Mama just died.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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