- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Beka has AIDS

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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