What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What is older than history?

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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